What does "dumb as a box of rocks" mean — and why is it funny?
informal, humorous
Meaning
Extremely stupid.
Where it comes from
A modern American comparison. Rocks are the very picture of something inert and thoughtless, and a whole box of them doubles down on the idea.
Why it is funny
The humor is the sheer flatness of the comparison. A single rock would make the point, but the phrase insists on a whole box of them, as if one rock were not quite stupid enough to capture the situation.
Used in a sentence
"The plan was dumb as a box of rocks, and somehow it worked anyway."