What does "the lights are on but nobody's home" mean — and why is it funny?
informal, humorous
Meaning
A jokey way of saying that someone is not paying attention, or is not very bright.
Where it comes from
A twentieth-century comic comparison that pictures a person as an empty house.
Why it is funny
It turns a human being into a building. You picture a cosy, well-lit house that, when you knock, has absolutely no one inside — a perfect image of a blank, vacant stare.
Used in a sentence
"I asked her the same question three times and got nothing — the lights are on but nobody's home."